The Ten-Minute Windows Tolerance

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The Ten-Minute Windows Tolerance

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The emotional trauma of using Windows when you're a Linux devotee cannot be overstated. Ten minutes of hunting for Terminal, watching update screens, and navigating through seventeen dialog boxes just to change a simple setting will leave you in the fetal position questioning all your life choices. The dramatic collapse depicted here is basically what happens internally to every Linux user who has to use Windows for work or family tech support. "No, Mom, I don't know why your printer isn't working on Windows 11. Have you considered a nice Ubuntu installation instead?"

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