It Be Your Own People

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It Be Your Own People

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The ABSOLUTE DRAMA of tech rivalries, darling! PlayStation (with its iconic logo plastered on) is having a full-blown meltdown, claiming to have MURDERED Xbox. Meanwhile, Microsoft is standing there like "Um, sweetie... you just wounded the competition a bit, let's not be dramatic." But PlayStation is COMMITTED to the narrative, pointing at the smoking gun like "SEE?! DEAD! I DID THAT!" The tech industry's version of a soap opera, where everyone thinks they've delivered the killing blow when they've just released a slightly better graphics card. TRAGIC! 💅

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