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Content a rProgrammerHumor Posted by 8 hours ago 15.4 thought i should post this meme here Meme Actual programmers on this sub Me in 9th grade comp sci having no idea what you guys are talking about of opmrcrab 7 hr. ago I've been working in the software field for 15 years. I have a university degree in software engineering and several certificated in a mixed state of expiry. I've worked on everything from Windows Media Server plugins to web-based e-commerce. If you ever have any question feel free to ask some one else, because I have no idea wtf is going on here most of the time. 4 1.0k J Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

Content Job DetailsDescription Job Description Develop Windowsbased C application software for test and measurement equipments. Develop new featureGUI to allow customers to fully maximize the potential of the Megger equipments (mainly relay test equipments, circuit breakerrecloser test equipments and instrument transformer test equipments). Work with Sr. Software Developer to design and develop new software to control the test instrument Work with Sr. Software Developer to measure the performance, characteristic and proper operation of software while controlling the device under test. Proven track record of achieving reliable and quality software within scheduled timing Use external measurement devicesscopes to perform satisfactory testing of hisher software Experienced of developing multithreaded software Possess creativity in using software to solve problem Communicate well with other engineers and managers Flexible and open to support Sr. Software Developer and work as a team member to solve highly critical issues Work with multiple mediumsized project in parallel Mentor and provide guidance so smaller tasks can be assigned to Junior Software Developer and be accomplished with expectations Qualifications QualificationsRequirements 310 years experience of developing C Windowsbased application software Five years developing multithreaded software preferably with US environment Indepth knowledge of object oriented programming Ability to troubleshoot sophisticated applications and provide a proper solution to remedy the issues Have a bachelor degree in Computer Engineering or Computer Science Knowledge of TCPIP communications Proven track record of accomplishing reliable software within scheduled timing Preferred Qualifications Understanding how relay testing and measurement equipments work would be a plus Master degree in Computer Engineering andor Computer Science Seniority Level Entry level Industry Electrical Electronic Manufacturing Information Technology Services, Computer Software Employment Type Full-time Job Functions Engineering, Information Technology

The cosmic revelation that Microsoft Office, Apple iWork, and Java are all secretly compressed archives in disguise. That moment when you realize your fancy productivity software is just wearing a fancy trench coat over what's essentially a folder of files. Fun fact: Most modern document formats (.docx, .pptx, .xlsx) are actually ZIP archives with XML files inside. Rename them with a .zip extension and extract them to see the horrifying truth. Your 10MB PowerPoint presentation is just a collection of XML files, images, and metadata wearing a digital suit. The astronaut with the gun is all of us after spending years creating "documents" only to discover we've just been making fancy ZIP files this whole time. The betrayal!

Remember when Windows Search actually found your files? The classic Windows XP/7 search was like that reliable old dog who'd fetch exactly what you asked for. "Here's your tax return from 2012, right where you left it!" Fast forward to Windows 10/11, and the search bar has the memory of a goldfish with amnesia. Type "budget spreadsheet" and it's like "Did you mean: let me Bing 'what is a spreadsheet' for you? Or perhaps open Edge? Or show you completely unrelated system settings?" Microsoft somehow took a perfectly functional tool and "upgraded" it into digital dementia. The true Windows evolution: from "fetch" to "what's a file?"

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While humans debate philosophical perspectives on water glasses, Excel is over there screaming "FEBRUARY 1st!!!" because it thinks the 1st of February is somehow more exciting than New Year's. Classic Excel—where dates are stored as serial numbers since 1900, and February 1st is literally just the number 32. No nuance, no philosophy, just pure, unbridled enthusiasm for being exactly one month into the year. It's the spreadsheet equivalent of that coworker who celebrates their "half-birthday" with the same energy as their actual birthday.