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The beautiful circle of life where every OS gets to complain about their own special brand of torture. Windows can't stop forcing updates at 3 AM when you're mid-presentation. Apple won't let you install that perfectly good app from 2019 because it's "not optimized" (translation: we want our 30% cut). Android ships with 47 pre-installed apps you'll never use but can't uninstall because they're "essential system components." And Linux? Well, Linux users are just vibing, having achieved enlightenment through pain and sudo commands. The bottom panel really seals the deal—everyone's accepted their fate and learned to smile through the suffering. Peak Stockholm syndrome energy right here.

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When global RAM prices spike 20% but you've already been paying Apple's 800% markup for years, you don't even flinch anymore. You were forged in the fires of $400 for an extra 8GB. You were shaped by the darkness of non-upgradeable soldered memory. Regular PC users panic when RAM goes from $50 to $60, but Apple users? They simply exist in a higher plane of financial pain where the concept of "reasonable hardware pricing" is but a distant memory. The rest of the tech world complains about inflation while Apple users have been living in their own private economic crisis since the first unibody MacBook. At this point, paying obscene amounts for basic specs isn't a bug—it's a lifestyle choice.

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