Weaponized Assault Penguins: The Linux Defense Force

Oh. My. God. The TRANSFORMATION is UNREAL! 🐧💣

Peaceful penguin paradise one minute, FULL-BLOWN MILITARY OPERATION the next! Those sweet little Linux users are just minding their business, helping each other compile kernels and debating text editors...

BUT THEN—some poor soul utters those FORBIDDEN WORDS: "Windows is better" and BOOM! The penguin militia ASSEMBLES! Suddenly it's ammunition belts instead of command lines! The W.A.P. (Weaponized Assault Penguins) are LOCKED AND LOADED!

The sheer DRAMA of it all! Nothing triggers a full-scale penguin uprising faster than suggesting proprietary software might be *gasp* usable! I'm dying! 💀