Sad Linux From Scratch User

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Sad Linux From Scratch User

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Nothing says "I'm not interested in you" quite like feigning interest in your 4-hour Linux installation tutorial. You spent three dates explaining partitioning schemes and kernel compilation while she quietly plotted her escape route. That tiny penguin tattoo on her arm? Just a coincidence. The harsh truth is she'd rather use Windows ME than listen to another word about your custom bash scripts. Next time, maybe lead with "Netflix and chill" instead of "Let me show you how to compile from source."

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