Sad Linux From Scratch User

The dual-species taxonomy of Gen Z developers has been documented with scientific precision here. On the left, we have the Hackerman Cosplayer - running Kali Linux purely for aesthetic, posting terminal screenshots at 2:58 AM like they're dropping a mixtape, and claiming they could hack NASA with a toaster while struggling to deploy a basic API. They've got a ProtonMail account that's never received a single sensitive email and a collection of AI waifus that would make a neural network blush. On the right, we have the Career-First Minimalist - a blank terminal that's opened exactly once per quarter, a LinkedIn profile that's as barren as their passion for coding, and a copy of "Cracking the Coding Interview" that's still in mint condition. They know Kubernetes exists but would rather discuss their 401k strategy. Their meetings are just daydreaming sessions with screen sharing. The beautiful irony? Both types are getting hired anyway because the job market is desperate for anyone who can spell "JavaScript" correctly.

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The eternal IT paradox strikes again! Poor Eric drove TWO HOURS just to press a power button because three different people swore the server was already running. Every sysadmin just felt that in their soul. This is why we have trust issues and why "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" isn't just a question—it's a lifestyle. Next time someone asks why IT folks seem grumpy, just remember they've probably made similar pilgrimages to the server shrine only to perform the sacred one-finger ritual of resurrection.

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