We Are The Vegans Of Software

Content having many open windows across multiple monitors scrolling up and down through your code as if looking for something randomly spamming cd and Is on a terminal sudo apt-get install literally anything Programmerhumor.ic

Oh. My. CODE. The eternal battle between human relationships and compiler relationships has been DECIDED! 💔⚙️ While your girlfriend apparently drains your bank account, demands Oscar-worthy effort, takes longer to get ready than a Windows update, communicates less effectively than a 404 error, and dumps you faster than an unhandled exception—your beloved C++ compiler is THE DREAM PARTNER! 🤖 Just one little apt-get install g++ and BOOM! It's yours forever! It pinpoints your mistakes with BRUTAL honesty (line 42, you idiot!), lets you set breakpoints (unlike your relationship that's beyond repair), and boots up faster than you can say "I'm fine" (narrator: they were not fine). Who needs human warmth when you have compiler warnings to keep you company at 2AM?

Content If you ever feel useless, just remember GitHub has these.... Settings Developer Settings

Content "You all screw around too much. Maybe a little time with Rust will teach you a lesson. BREAKING NEWS Linus Torvalds threatens to punish developers by putting Rust in the Linux Kernel "I really didn't want to have to do this," stated Torvalds. THE LUNDURE JOURNAL

Content When you ask client to estimate budget for the software work.. evuva.krishna.memes 5

Content Me: trying to argue how microsoft buying githul could be a good thing rprogrammerhumor: "Weldon't do that here NKLAND