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Dell's uninstaller is treating you like you've never encountered the concept of deletion before. "Click Remove to remove" followed by "this program will no longer be available for use" is the software equivalent of explaining that water is wet. The dramatic movie scene below perfectly captures the existential crisis one experiences when faced with such profound wisdom. It's like Dell thinks we might believe uninstalling their software merely sends it on vacation to the Bahamas rather than, you know, actually removing it from existence. Next they'll add a warning that says "Breathing is recommended for continued survival."

OH MY GOD, CROWDSTRIKE REALLY MONKEY'S PAWED THEMSELVES INTO INFAMY! 💀 The CEO's innocent wish for brand recognition came TRUE in the most catastrophic way possible when their faulty update crashed Windows systems WORLDWIDE on July 19th. Talk about becoming a "household name" for all the WRONG reasons! Nothing says "remember us forever" quite like single-handedly creating the tech apocalypse that brought down airports, banks, and made IT people contemplate career changes. Be careful what you wish for, sweetie - sometimes the universe has a sick sense of humor!

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