Bloatware At Its Best

Ah yes, the legendary "PC exclusives" that have collectively stolen more productivity hours than any AAA title. Nothing says "high-performance gaming rig" like frantically clicking through Minesweeper while pretending to work on spreadsheets. These aren't games—they're sophisticated workplace camouflage with a side of existential dread. The true test of gaming skill isn't your K/D ratio, it's clearing an expert Minesweeper board without breaking a sweat or solving Spider Solitaire while your boss walks by. Let's be honest, we've all felt that rush of adrenaline when the cards cascade in Solitaire—who needs ray tracing when you have that?

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Accidentally launching full Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like preparing for a quick code edit but suddenly finding yourself strapped into a space shuttle. The 51-year loading time isn't even an exaggeration—you could practically evolve a new programming language while waiting for all those enterprise features to initialize. Meanwhile, your RAM is crying in the corner as Visual Studio consumes every available resource like a black hole devouring nearby stars. The perfect misclick that transforms a 10-second task into an unplanned coffee break.

The quintessential developer dilemma: complaining about Windows but rejecting Linux when it's offered. It's like dating someone awful but refusing to swipe right on anyone else because "what if they're worse ?" That moment when you'd rather stare out the actual window contemplating your technological suffering than embrace the penguin of freedom. The cat's expression in the third panel is every developer who's been forced to use corporate-mandated Windows while secretly knowing they could solve everything with one distro change. Stockholm syndrome: Operating System Edition.

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