Tech Overlord After One Scratch Success

That 4 AM code hits different when you're riding the caffeine wave and everything just *clicks*. You're basically an architectural genius building impossible structures that defy logic. Then you come back after some sleep and realize you've basically summoned a lizard to destroy your own castle. The confidence-to-competence ratio at 4 AM is truly something science should study. Sleep-deprived coding is like drunk texting your ex, except the ex is your production environment and the text is a commit that somehow passed your own code review. Future you will have questions. Many, many questions.

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The career trajectory we never planned for! First, you naively enter game development with stars in your eyes and a degree in hand. Then reality hits—80-hour weeks debugging collision detection, players complaining your water physics aren't "realistic enough," and that one producer who keeps saying "just one more feature." Before you know it, you're burnt out, staring at your IDE with the thousand-yard stare of someone who's implemented the same login screen 37 times. Finally, you reach enlightenment: reject complexity, embrace photosynthesis. Your plants don't have merge conflicts, don't need standups, and never ask "but can we make it pop more?" The ultimate escape from dependency hell is growing actual tomatoes instead of maintaining npm packages with tomato-related names.

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