Tech Overlord After One Scratch Success

Content 5-X Today at 6.03 PM they're interviewing the Palworld guys on JP TV none of them knew how to develop a game "we all learned on the job budget of 10,000 Boopity Bop Today at 6:04 PM Game Freak in shambles. 7-X Today at 6:04 PM most models and gun stuff done by some middle schooler who was working part time at a convinience store the devs went to originally they were gonna do unity but they realized it was laggy so they switched to unreal on the advice of their senior dev who had worked with unreal once before (edited) (none of them knew how to use unreal and so they decided to split up the docs) the senior dev had to teach everyone else what Unreal was and how to use it the decision to make it pokemon with guns was because they were worried the game would not be a global success unless they added guns to it because "Americans like to shoot things" the gender-neutral "Type A character creator was likewise because "Americans sometimes want to make very ugly characters" no version control used at all ma00000... "We didn't really know which one would work so we copied all the files onto a flash drive every day. Every week we would buy a bucket of new flash drives." 5 Today at 642 PM hadn't gotten hired by any big game companies and I was very surprised that Steam would just let anyone publish anything." I don't think I would be a good fit at Nintendo. They want to make things that are groundbreaking and creative. I'm a trend follower." ma000000o "What is your creative vision?" I don't have a creative vision. I just want to make a game that people like."

Nothing says "strategic planning" quite like telling the world your entire workforce is replaceable by AI, then acting shocked when investors realize they don't need to pay top dollar for engineers anymore. Companies spent years hyping up how their AI models would automate coding, convinced VCs to throw money at them, and now they're surprised the market's like "wait, if AI can do it, why are we funding expensive dev teams?" It's the corporate equivalent of shooting yourself in the foot while riding a bike. You spent all that time convincing everyone that programming is easy and anyone can do it with AI assistance, and now your stock price reflects that belief. Turns out when you commoditize your own industry for marketing points, the market takes you seriously. Who could've seen that coming?

Content C pointers when you forget to clean them up th.meobiomeles I'm not supposed to exist that long. This is getting weird.

Content Don't worry, it's super intuitive, the user will know how to use it. the user

Microsoft force-feeding Copilot to unwilling developers is the tech equivalent of that weird college hazing ritual nobody asked for. "Here, drink this AI-generated code! It'll make you more productive!" Meanwhile, developers are just trying not to choke on suggestions that are half brilliant, half "let me rewrite your entire codebase using deprecated methods from 2011." The relationship status between devs and AI assistants? It's complicated.

The absolute AUDACITY of this developer printing an entire chess board for EACH POSSIBLE MOVE! 😱 Instead of creating a simple reusable function, this maniac is hard-coding 2.6 MILLION lines to handle every chess position! It's the programming equivalent of writing out every word in the dictionary instead of just looking it up! The poor soul who has to review this code will need therapy AND a new keyboard after smashing the current one into oblivion. Chess programming doesn't have to be your villain origin story, people!