Is Scratch Considered A Programming Language

Scratch Visual programming Healthcare Code blocks Self-censorship Beginner programming

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10 months ago 168,351 views 1 shares

Is Scratch Considered A Programming Language

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The code blocks in this Scratch program are implementing what appears to be a doctor's appointment speedrun algorithm. Each block meticulously outlines the NPC-like movements required to navigate healthcare: door → reception → receptionist → doctor. But then the punchline hits with "I am legally not allowed to finish this joke" - implying the program was about to execute some hilariously dark healthcare system critique that would violate Scratch's family-friendly policies. It's basically the programming equivalent of self-censoring right before dropping the spiciest take on the American healthcare system. Truly chaotic neutral energy.

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