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Look at me ignoring that README file like it's my ex's text messages. We've all been there—excitedly diving into a shiny new library, completely bypassing the documentation because "how hard could it be?" Then two hours later, after fighting bizarre errors and contemplating a career change to goat farming, we're crawling back to that README with our tail between our legs. The documentation was there the whole time, patiently waiting for us to admit we're not as clever as we thought. It's the programming circle of life.

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Python's infamous Global Interpreter Lock (GIL) is like that boss you can't defeat in a video game. For years, devs have complained about this performance bottleneck that prevents true multi-threading. The satirical "news" about removing it only to find a stronger GIL underneath is peak programmer nightmare fuel. The PID 666 and snake_case message this_is_not_over are delicious little details - it's basically the GIL saying "you thought you could get rid of me? Muahaha!" The final boss with a second health bar metaphor is painfully accurate for anyone who's ever optimized Python code only to hit another wall. Poor Guido (Python's creator) getting blamed is the cherry on top. When your language's performance issues feel like a personal betrayal from its creator, you know you're a true Python dev.

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The Venn diagram of pain where Excel users and incels intersect on "incorrectly assuming something is a date." Excel thinks your phone number is February 3rd, 1906, while that other group thinks a friendly "good morning" text means wedding bells. The real tragedy? Both refuse to accept proper formatting instructions.