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About To Get Serious, Wish Me Luck

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1 year ago 221,986 views 0 shares

About To Get Serious, Wish Me Luck

cs50-memes, harvard-memes, computer-science-memes, scratch-memes, programming-courses-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Sweet summer child thinks Harvard's CS50 intro course with Scratch is the hard part. That's like celebrating you survived the kiddie pool before diving into the Mariana Trench. The full CS50x will introduce you to memory management in C where every segmentation fault feels like a personal attack from the universe. Those teary anime eyes won't be so dry when you're debugging pointer arithmetic at 2AM while questioning your life choices.

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