I Am Altering The Requirements

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Programming Agile

8 months ago 180,795 views 0 shares

I Am Altering The Requirements

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Oh. My. STARS! The client said the requirements were "final" but that word means ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in the software universe! 🌌 Just like Darth Vader declaring he's "altering the deal," product managers swoop in with their cape of chaos and dramatically announce changes to what was supposedly SET IN STONE just yesterday! And you, poor developer, can only stand there like a helpless rebel, praying to the code gods they don't decide the app needs to "just quickly add blockchain" five days before launch. The Force is NOT with your project timeline! 💀

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