Sure, Let's Clone The Whole iPhone 15 Pro

iphone Dunning-kruger Social media Scope creep Beginner Clone Unrealistic Impossible request No skills

Programming Frontend Backend Apple Ios

25 days ago 96,900 views 0 shares

Sure, Let's Clone The Whole iPhone 15 Pro

beginner-memes, unrealistic-memes, iphone-memes, clone-memes, social-media-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Ah yes, the classic "I have no skills but want to build the next billion-dollar tech product" message. Nothing says "weekend project" quite like casually asking a stranger to clone an entire iPhone 15 Pro when you can't even code a "Hello World" program.

This is the programming equivalent of saying "I don't know how to boil water, but could you help me cater a 12-course meal for the Queen tomorrow?"

The beautiful irony is they misspelled "project" as "peoject" in the email subject line. Perfect foreshadowing of the technical expertise to come.

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