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Content Was any programmer ever beaten for bad code? I've personally witnessed this done. The offending engineer, who completly acknowledged he'd messed up and introduced code that broke an important build, was surrounded by the team and shot. With nerf guns. Everyone laughed, he rolled back his commit and everything proceeded just fine. 124.3K views View Upvoters . View Sharers 4 670 92 0 1 000

The modern programmer's commute: rolling out of bed and crawling to the desk. This guy declaring "I AM HALF WAY TO WORK" while barely making it from his bed to his computer is the most accurate depiction of remote work I've seen. The physical distance is 6 feet, but the mental distance? Might as well be crossing the Sahara. Who needs a morning commute when the hardest part of your journey is convincing your body that pajamas are acceptable professional attire? The struggle is real—and so is the bed hair.

The modern developer's nightmare spelled out in logos - RETARD : R eact, E xpress, T ailwind, A WS, R edis, D eno. Someone at marketing definitely got fired for not checking the acronym before approving this stack. Imagine the CTO's face during the presentation: "Our revolutionary RETARD stack will disrupt the industry!" *awkward silence* *single cough from the back row* The irony is that individually, these are actually decent technologies. Together? Career suicide in your next standup meeting.

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Content Posted by utypical 5 hours ago 9,3 6 8 2 304 I made a chrome extension that lets you copy text directly from Youtube videos I was frustrated having to type out code and links from coding tutorials on Youtube, so I made a chrome extension that lets you copy text directly from the video! It uses the Google Cloud Vision API to detect the text, then renders the text as HTML on top of the video uvtvoical carefully, he's a hero

Content Python Easy to learn Only one engine Requires good environment CH Ugly but fast Lots of maintanance Leaking problems Spectacular crashes JavaScript Can start anywhere Does weird stuff when carelessly controlled Java Ugly but gets shit done Detailed recording of any crash Scala Requires knowledge of advanced math Bleeding edge technology Needs to be ontop of Java to actually get anywhere