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Someone just discovered ChatGPT and thinks they're a full-stack developer now. They proudly announce they've built "an entire website" and when asked to share it, they casually drop a Windows file path like it's a URL. Because nothing says "I'm a web developer" quite like sending C:\Users\ben\Downloads\index.html as if everyone has access to Ben's laptop. The skull emoji really sells the confidence here. They genuinely believe they've replaced an entire development team with a chatbot that probably generated a centered div with Comic Sans. Meanwhile, actual developers are sitting there wondering if they should explain localhost, deployment, or just let natural selection run its course. The AI revolution is here, folks—and it's stored locally in someone's Downloads folder.

First panel: JavaScript behaving like a normal language where string + string = concatenated string. Second panel: JavaScript on crack where '2'+'2' = 100 and "Hello"+2 = "llo". The true horror of JS type coercion in its natural habitat. What kind of sadistic language designer thought "yes, let's make + sometimes concatenate and sometimes convert strings to numbers based on my mood today"? This is why senior devs have that thousand-yard stare during code reviews.

Forget your fancy synthetic benchmarks and Crysis runs—the true test of any GPU's worth is whether it can render a photorealistic 3D rat at a smooth 165 FPS. Because nothing says "cutting-edge graphics performance" quite like a chonky rodent spinning in the void. Someone actually built this as a WebGL benchmark tool, and honestly? It's more entertaining than watching progress bars. Your $2000 RTX 4090 better be able to handle those fur shaders, or what's even the point? The rat judges all. The top-left corner shows a glorious 165 FPS at 165 Hz—clearly running on hardware that respects the rat. If your machine can't handle the bigrat, maybe it's time to upgrade. Or just accept that you'll be stuck at 30 FPS looking at a slightly less majestic rodent.

There's a special circle of hell for frontend devs who manually write SVG path commands. That rabbit's just chilling with its <path d="M0,0 C0,20 20,0..."> while the HEX color kid is having a breakdown. And then there's the canvas API coder - somehow functioning despite the absolute madness of drawing pixels by hand. We've all been there at 2AM, debugging why our beautiful UI looks like abstract art. The real mythical creature isn't the 10x developer - it's anyone who does this stuff voluntarily.

The duality of developer existence, captured in Shiba Inu form. On the left, we have the battle-hardened veteran—muscular, imposing, and completely unimpressed by technology that can't handle basic functionality. Meanwhile, the right side shows the innocent newcomer, blissfully celebrating an AI-generated website that probably has the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane. The experienced dev knows that "generated in 5 minutes" means "will cause 5 months of debugging." The circle of life continues.