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The glorious devolution of programmers in one perfect meme! Back in the day, developers were apparently coding demigods who wrote flawless code without AI assistance, built entire games in Assembly (because apparently pain was recreational), crafted mission-critical code for literal rocket science, and fixed memory leaks by manipulating pointers like digital surgeons. Fast forward to today's reality: we're all just brain-melted zombies Googling how to center divs, begging ChatGPT to fix our syntax errors, getting permanently trapped in Vim like it's some kind of developer purgatory, and introducing three new bugs while fixing one. The perfect representation of how we've gone from programming titans to helpless tech gremlins dependent on Stack Overflow life support. The most painful part? This is exactly the kind of self-deprecating humor we all share on LinkedIn while pretending we're still the "Devs Then" in our job applications.

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That special moment when you're halfway home on Friday and your phone buzzes with Slack notifications from the entire dev team. The calm expression hides the internal screaming as you realize your weekend just transformed into a 48-hour debugging marathon. The unwritten rule of software development: the severity of a production bug is directly proportional to how close you are to the weekend. And somehow, it's always the one line of code you thought was "too simple to test."

The perfect meta-joke doesn't exi— When your colleague finally confronts you about your cryptic variable names and spaghetti logic, but you just double down on the chaos by refusing to explain anything. The irony is *chef's kiss* - writing unreadable code AND refusing to comment on it is like bringing a nuclear weapon to a code review. Future maintainers will be archaeologists trying to decipher hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated octopus.

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