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Content We develop a program for our clients Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs It is according to the requirements but has lots of bugs Our clients have no choice but to pay us extra to fix the bugs

Content yuva.krishna.memes Two men, who exploited a bug in casino video poker machines and won nearly half a million dollars, were charged with hacking, computer fraud, and wire fraud. However, their lawyer argued that the men simply pushed a sequence of buttons that they were legally allowed to. The case was dismissed. The programmer and QA who worked on that feature:

Ah, the digital clock showing 9:77:58 – the perfect representation of what happens when you decide requirements are just "suggestions." This is basically what your code looks like when you decide that time constraints, logic, and basic physics are merely optional guidelines. Sure, there are only 60 minutes in an hour according to "conventional standards," but your code boldly asks: "Says who?" This is the same energy as returning a string when the function clearly asks for an integer. Revolutionary? Perhaps. Functional? Absolutely not. But hey, at least your code is consistent in its complete disregard for reality!

Content Do You Smoke? Only when I find a bug in my code Sir, you have 5 days to live

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Content Programmer 1 think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. Compiler If you forgot, then it wasn't important. Programmer I think I forgot something Compiler if you forgot, then it wasn't important Programmer Compilei Programmer Programmer Exit statement to recursive function Yeah, you're right