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Ah, the age-old tabs vs. spaces holy war has claimed another victim! Nothing turns a mild-mannered developer into a raging lunatic faster than someone running an autoformatter that converts their carefully crafted tab indentation into spaces (or vice versa). It's like watching someone rearrange your kitchen while insisting they're "helping." Sure, the code might work exactly the same afterward, but now it feels wrong on a spiritual level. And let's be honest - you'd rather rewrite the entire project from scratch than adapt to someone else's indentation style. The true mark of a senior developer isn't their algorithm knowledge or architecture skills—it's the intensity with which they'll defend their whitespace preferences to the death.

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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRUTH of this image is sending me into orbit! 🚀 The entire software industry—this massive, trillion-dollar behemoth—is literally being dragged forward by a tiny little train of Stack Overflow answers cobbled together by sleep-deprived heroes who decided to share their solutions with the world. Without those precious snippets of code that we frantically copy-paste at 2PM while our deadline looms at 3PM, the ENTIRE digital infrastructure would collapse into a heap of undefined behaviors and null pointer exceptions! The modern world hangs by a thread, and that thread is someone's 11-year-old answer with 4,362 upvotes explaining how to center a div. DEVASTATING accuracy!

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The desperate plea of every developer trying to get a straight answer from an AI. That moment when you've spent 3 hours crafting the perfect prompt, only to receive a hallucinated API response that would make a JSON validator commit seppuku. The modern equivalent of "I'll do your homework if you just show me how to solve this one problem." Except now your mortgage payment depends on getting valid data without a single curly brace out of place.