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Ah, the classic corporate security theater where management proudly announces "industry best practices" while completely ignoring actual NIST standards. Nothing says "we care about security" like forcing users to change perfectly good passwords every 90 days, ensuring they'll write them on sticky notes under their keyboards. The irony is delicious - the very policies companies implement to "strengthen security" (complex password requirements + frequent changes + no password managers) actually make systems less secure by encouraging bad user behavior. But hey, at least management can check the "security compliance" box during the next audit, right before the inevitable data breach.

That moment when your codebase is held together by duct tape and prayers, but you keep adding more tape instead of rebuilding the foundation. The Senior Dev has finally had enough of your if/else spaghetti monster and temporary fixes that somehow lasted 3 years. Every programmer knows the temptation of the quick fix - "I'll just add this one exception case" turns into twenty nested conditionals that nobody understands anymore. Meanwhile, the tech debt grows stronger than Heisenberg's empire. Time to break the cycle and actually fix the architecture... right after this one last workaround.

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