The Sacred IT Troubleshooting Trinity

Content WHO WOULD WIN? Start SineWave.c X BSP.c X Global Data Nam Sine Sine 1 Sine2 Global Data Value 0x81 OXEC 0x10 Local De 0; 6661: 13321; Flio; or (ill; Sine2 Sj Vector 121; 10 (10 1) 2000; 11 (11 1) 2000; 12 (12 2000; 13 (13 B Disassembly 08000300 6001 0800030E 4824 08000310 6800 08000312 1040 Registers Name Value RO 0x200007DC R1 0x200007D8 R2 0x00000000 R3 0x000003E8 R4 OxCCCC0004 R5 OxCCCC0005 System. out .printIn("One printy boi"); LDR LDR ADD RO, R1 -A. PC, 0x901 RO 1 An advanced, fully-engineered debugger in which you can analyze memory locations, step through a program and execute individual instructions, and even modify the program state while running

The stick figure enthusiastically declares JavaScript as their favorite language, only to reveal why: JavaScript's infamous type coercion turns "11" + 1 into "111" (string concatenation) but "11" - 1 into 10 (numeric subtraction). This is the programming equivalent of falling in love with someone for their most chaotic trait. It's like saying "I adore this person because they alphabetize their bookshelf but organize their fridge by color." The drunk character in the corner just watching this madness unfold is every senior developer who's been burned by these quirks but has Stockholm syndrome at this point.

The duality of software development in one brutal image! Top panel: developers gently cradling their precious code creation like a fragile newborn. "It works on my machine" energy radiates from those sunglasses. The relationship is tender, intimate—they've spent countless nights together debugging that nested if-statement nightmare. Bottom panel: QA testers absolutely YEETING that same app into concrete at terminal velocity. No mercy. That tester is discovering edge cases the developer never imagined possible. "What happens if I input emoji in every field and click submit 47 times while disconnecting WiFi?" Pure chaos energy. The eternal struggle between creation and destruction. Between "ship it" and "but have you tested what happens when..."

Content stackoverflow Questions git rebase: "error: cannot stat 'file': Permission denied" 91 13 I'm using git, and made a small commit followed by a large one. I decided to use git rebase to squash the two commits together before pushing them. (I've never done this before.) So l did: git rebase - i HEAD-2 This gave me my editor, where I chose to pick the earlier commit and squash the later one. When I saved, git said: error: cannot stat 'filename': Permission denied Could not apply sha1 for later commit... initial line of text for that commit Now: Neither commit appears when I do git log. git status tells me I'm "Not currently on any branch." One file is listed as modified and in the index, and two files are listed as untracked. My first commit had just one file (I think), and my second commit had a good dozen. What happened!? How do I fix it? gIt I git-rebase share edit close flag asked May 11 '11 at 21:33 Kyraless: 116k 26 137 183 Are you, by and chance, using git on windows? - Charles Bailey May 11 '11 at 21:35 Yes. I run the commands in a DOS window. - Kyralessa May 11 '11 at 21:36 49 Just close VISUAL STUDIO. It might work share edit flag answered Sep 25 '13 at 19:55 GEl Mandan 03 616 This worked for mel - Fillip Peyton Aug 15 '14 at 18:45 this is the correct answer.. Thank You! - toha Dec 17 '14 at 7:51 I had visual studio locking those files, too. Unlocker showed me. - Varga Tamas Jan 14 '15 at 8:13 Thank you! Worked for me - juliet Feb 11 '15 at 22:16

Oh honey, the AUDACITY of that compiler error after I've spent FIVE HOURS declaring my undying love for coding! 💅 One minute you're all "this is my greatest passion" and the next you're ready to commit a felony against your hardware because your code won't compile for the 47th time. The transformation from coding enthusiast to potential computer murderer happens FASTER than your IDE can suggest another useless autocomplete. The relationship between programmer and machine is truly the most toxic relationship in history - and yet we keep coming back for more punishment!

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev EDEV BAStename exist ok True) actidir CONDA BASEename etccondaac deacdir CONDA BASEename etcconda os.makedirs (acti dir, exist ok True) exists eon acti dir'edevon.sh' cot a deac dir redevo fash os.symlink(BIN'edevon. sh', con) if not os.p os.symlink(BI edevoff.sh'eoff Syntax eror on token throws interfoce exp Syntax erfor on token expected after this iC Syntax error, insert: SimpleName: to complete Q Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert " to complete MethodDecia Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 syntax error on tokens exoected alter this toke Syntax error, insert y to complete interfaceBod The method SileAnalysish is undefined for the tuie FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS