How It Started vs. How It Ended

Content man idk wtf im coding 4:43 pm but its working 4:43 pm and my senior keeps sending me a de to whatever im submitting LOL 4:43 pm im pretty sure we're both as confused ProarammerHumor.io 4:43 pm 4:43 pm

Content when you write 10 lines of code without searching on Google "taint much, but it's honest work

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When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.

Content Friend: Can you out my new VR project, l've just finished calibrating it. Me: Where's the headset or similar? Friend: No, I don't use 3D recordings yet. Maybe later. Me: But how'll I see anyting in 3D? Friend: Is there something wrong with you? Why would anyone make a VOICE RECOGNITION app with 3D in the first prototype?

Content Junior engineers looking at the only senior software engineer in the team who is nice and helps them without any attitude