Following Vulkan Tutorial

github documentation recruiters Code quality Self-deprecating Readme Commit Graphics Graphics programming Vulkan

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Following Vulkan Tutorial

github-memes, vulkan-memes, graphics-memes, documentation-memes, commit-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic GitHub commit message that says it all. When diving into Vulkan (that notoriously complex graphics API that makes OpenGL look like a children's toy), this dev's only documentation is a README file warning potential recruiters about the horror show inside. It's the programming equivalent of those "Abandon All Hope" signs at the entrance to Hell. The best part? They committed it just 3 minutes ago - probably right after realizing their code is an unholy abomination that would make even seasoned graphics programmers weep.

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