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The entire financial world runs on COBOL code written when dinosaurs roamed the earth. New programmers see this ancient language and want it burned at the stake, but banks cling to it like Gollum with the precious ring. Why rewrite millions of lines of working code when you can just pay COBOL developers obscene amounts of money instead? The banking industry's motto: "If it's broken enough to work for 60 years, don't fix it."

THE AUDACITY of game developers to deliver these heart-wrenching, soul-crushing cutscenes with Oscar-worthy performances... only for me to show up in a hot pink bodysuit with a chicken head because I spent 3 HOURS in the character creator making the most UNHINGED abomination possible! 💅 Nothing quite ruins the dramatic "your father is dead" moment like my character standing there in neon green crocs and a mustache that defies both physics AND fashion. The developers WEEPING as their artistic vision is demolished by my radioactive unicorn warrior named "ButtCheekz69".

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Python's reputation for attracting new developers is perfectly captured here. The 10:1 female-to-male ratio in this classroom is the exact opposite of every programming course in existence. In reality, most Python meetups are just dudes in hoodies debating tabs vs spaces while drinking lukewarm coffee. But hey, keep dreaming. Maybe one day your "Hello World" script will actually impress someone.

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