The AUDACITY of Project Managers thinking developers are just sandbagging timelines! 💅 Honey, I could absolutely crush this feature in 4 days flat if you'd stop scheduling 17 "quick sync" meetings and asking for "just one tiny change" every 3 hours! The look on this man's face is LITERALLY me trying not to scream "I TOLD YOU SO" when the PM suggests we could "fast track" if we "really pushed ourselves." Darling, my estimates already assume I'm mainlining caffeine and skipping bathroom breaks!
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