The Weekend Code Amnesia Syndrome

Content Is 5 lines of code too many? Depends on the context in Java, no In Python, yes

Rust's borrow checker is like that strict parent who treats their kids differently. If you're coming from C/C++ where you could casually throw pointers around like confetti, the borrow checker gently pats your head: "Oh dear, gorgeous, let me help you avoid those memory leaks." But dare you come from Python or JavaScript thinking you can just assign variables willy-nilly? "YOU DONKEY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE TRYING TO USE THIS VARIABLE TWICE?!" Nothing humbles a high-level programmer faster than Rust screaming about ownership while your code refuses to compile for the 47th time.

Content YOU GET SOME I THOUGHT PENCILS, AND WE WERE I'LL GET SOME BIG PAPER MAKING THE BED MOM WANTS ME TO MAKE MY BED. COME HELP ME, OK? OK RO PoT THAT WORK?!? WONT INVENTING A ROBOT BE GOING TO INVENT MORE WORK THAN MAKING MAKE THE BED THE BED? ITS ONLY WORK IF SOMEBODY MAKES YOU DO

Content SWE: Brag about 400k salaries, remote work, 10 hours per week Everyone: switches to SWE, saturating the job market SWE:

[text] me explaining best practices to junior devs me writing the worst unmaintainable code ever

Content Me, new to programming after discovering the magic of defining a function and free from nesting my program YOU GET A FUNCTION! AND YOU GET A FUNCTION! AND YOU GET THE FUNCTION! EVERYONE GETS THE FUNCTION!