The Weekend Code Amnesia Syndrome

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The Weekend Code Amnesia Syndrome

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Ah, the classic "I'll just finish this on Monday" self-deception! On Friday evening, our optimistic programmer leaves a task thinking it's nearly done. Fast forward to Monday morning, and suddenly that same code looks like ancient hieroglyphics written by a caffeinated squirrel. The weekend brain-wipe is the ultimate programmer's amnesia - your Friday self essentially pranking your Monday self by leaving behind code that might as well be written in Brainfuck. It's like time travel, except instead of meeting dinosaurs, you're meeting your own incomprehensible decisions from 72 hours ago.

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