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Client says "This is specification, it explains everything" and then hands you what appears to be a contestant on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" looking absolutely bewildered at the question "Two Zero Two Four" with four different numerical answers (2024, 0044, 0024, 2044). It's the software development equivalent of being handed a fortune cookie and told it contains the complete architectural diagram. Sure, technically those are numbers on the screen, but good luck figuring out which one matches whatever cryptic requirement is floating around in the client's head.

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That moment when you've consumed 7 energy drinks, questioned your career choices, and blamed the compiler, only to discover you've been using = instead of == the entire time. Those bloodshot eyes aren't from staring at the screen—they're from the soul-crushing realization that you wasted 4 hours of your life because you couldn't type a second equals sign. The best part? You'll absolutely do it again next week.

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