All It Has Is A Hammer

When you're desperately trying to explain to Claude AI that your database schema is missing a critical concept, but Claude just keeps slapping JSONB at every single problem like it's the ultimate solution to life, the universe, and everything. Need relational data? JSONB. Need proper normalization? JSONB. Need to store literally anything? Believe it or not, also JSONB.

It's giving "when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail" energy, except the hammer is a PostgreSQL data type and the nail is your beautifully architected database that's about to become a glorified document store. Sure, JSONB is flexible and powerful, but maybe—just MAYBE—some things deserve their own proper columns and relationships instead of being yeeted into an unstructured blob of chaos.