The AI Hunger Games

The world's most efficient and accurate decision tree in computing history. While VCs throw millions at anything with "blockchain" in the pitch deck, actual engineers have known this truth for years. The 2025 update will just be the same diagram with "Do I need AI?" added, and spoiler alert - the answer is also "No." Unless you're selling to people who don't understand technology but control the budget.

THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! 💔 Imagine thinking you're safe with your gaming setup when suddenly your "mom" knows EXACTLY what GPU you're rocking! The horror! The Terminator isn't just hunting John Connor—he's hunting kids with clueless parents who can't tell an RTX from a toaster! That moment when your AI overlord exposes your foster parents as tech-savvy imposters because NO REAL PARENT knows what an RX 9070 XT is without being a literal killing machine from the future. Peak silicon-based betrayal right there!

Ah, the irony of modern tech! Here's a vintage book teaching "Artificial Intelligence in BASIC" from what looks like the 80s, sitting right next to "EXPERT SYSTEMS" on the bookshelf. Fast forward to 2023, and we're all losing our minds over ChatGPT and friends—billion-dollar AI systems built on Python, a language that would make your CPU cry if you asked it to calculate 2+2 in less than half a second. The cosmic joke is that we've gone from programming AI in languages designed to be "Beginner's All-purpose" to building world-changing models with a language where indentation errors can crash your entire system. Somewhere, this book's author is either laughing hysterically or weeping uncontrollably.

The world map lights up beautifully for infrastructure we can see—ports, airports, and railroads—but becomes a black void for developers using Meta AI. It's the perfect visualization of how these engineers are busy building the future while completely invisible to the world. They're the dark matter of tech—you can't see them, but their gravitational pull affects everything. The fourth panel is basically a monument to all those countless hours spent debugging prompts and fine-tuning models while everyone else is blissfully unaware of their existence. Silent heroes with empty coffee cups and full git repositories.

Ah, the great RAM-ocalypse of 2025! Remember when we used to joke about "downloading more RAM"? Well, now we're hoarding physical sticks like they're apocalypse currency. With AI models growing faster than tech salaries, RAM has become the new gold. Your gaming rig needs 64GB just to run Chrome with three tabs open, and your boss still expects you to develop on a 16GB machine because "that's what we budgeted for." Meanwhile, billionaires are stockpiling RAM modules like they're preparing for the memory shortage singularity. The rest of us are just hoping our Docker containers don't notice we're running on digital fumes.

The ultimate AI coding assistant betrayal! Someone's excited about their new AI coding tool "Cursor" only to hit the dreaded 800 line limit after just one hour of letting the AI cook. The tool basically said "learn to code, noob" when they asked it to keep generating. It's like ordering a pizza only to have the delivery guy show up with just the crust and toppings, then hand you a recipe for the sauce with a note saying "making it yourself ensures you understand Italian cuisine." Thanks for nothing! The irony of using an AI tool specifically to avoid coding, only to be told you should learn coding instead... peak 2024 energy right there.