You Never Know What Politeness Costs

That score of -17 is the real cherry on top. Someone's worried AI is making Stack Overflow obsolete, but can't even formulate a proper question that meets basic standards. The irony is delicious—complaining about AI ruining the platform while demonstrating exactly why moderation exists in the first place. Maybe instead of fighting the AI revolution, spend five minutes learning how to ask a focused question? Just a thought.

The ultimate AI coding assistant betrayal! Someone's excited about their new AI coding tool "Cursor" only to hit the dreaded 800 line limit after just one hour of letting the AI cook. The tool basically said "learn to code, noob" when they asked it to keep generating. It's like ordering a pizza only to have the delivery guy show up with just the crust and toppings, then hand you a recipe for the sauce with a note saying "making it yourself ensures you understand Italian cuisine." Thanks for nothing! The irony of using an AI tool specifically to avoid coding, only to be told you should learn coding instead... peak 2024 energy right there.

The classic programmer journey: You start crafting the perfect ChatGPT prompt, explaining your complex problem in excruciating detail... and halfway through, your brain suddenly connects all the dots. Your fingers freeze. Wait. You just solved it yourself. It's like summoning a server farm worth of computing power just to mimic what your rubber duck could have done for free. The irony isn't lost on any of us who've spent 45 minutes writing a StackOverflow question only to figure it out right before hitting submit. Pro tip: Skip the AI and just keep a rubber duck on your desk. Same debugging power, zero tokens used.

Future playground insults just got upgraded from "Your mom" jokes to "Your mom codes in VibeCoder" — implying she uses some fictional 2045 programming language that's so outdated or cringe it's basically the equivalent of coding COBOL on punch cards while wearing socks with sandals. The real burn is that by 2045, we'll probably all be begging AI to fix our legacy React code while it silently judges our primitive syntax.

That moment when your client says "just sprinkle some AI into our app" like they're asking for extra cheese on a pizza. Meanwhile, you're mentally calculating how many weekends you'll sacrifice to implement a neural network that can barely tell a cat from a toaster. Your fist clenches as they add "shouldn't take more than a day or two, right?" Sure, and I'll also build a quantum computer with paperclips and bubble gum while I'm at it.

The evolution of command-line interfaces is a beautiful tragedy. In 1985, we had the classic DOS prompt—simple, elegant, terrifying to the uninitiated. By 2005, we'd "upgraded" to clicking shiny buttons because typing commands was apparently too intellectually taxing. And now in 2025, we've come full circle to typing again, except we call it "AI prompting" and act like it's revolutionary technology. Nothing says progress like repackaging the 1980s and selling it back to us as innovation. The command line never died; it just got better marketing.