The Netflix Clone That Wasn't

That moment when your phone explodes with Vercel deployment failure notifications at midnight and you're just sitting there like a supervillain contemplating your life choices. The red lighting is PERFECT because that's exactly what your face looks like when you realize you pushed to production without testing that one tiny change that "couldn't possibly break anything." Spoiler alert: IT BROKE EVERYTHING. Now you're trapped in deployment hell with no escape, just you and your phone buzzing with the same message over and over and over. Sleep? What's that? We don't know her anymore.

The irony is absolutely chef's kiss! Electron.js claims to be "small and fast" while being notorious in the dev community for being exactly the opposite. It's basically the framework that lets you build desktop apps with web technologies, but at the cost of your users' RAM and CPU cycles. Your computer fans spinning up to takeoff velocity after opening a simple Slack or Discord app? Yep, that's Electron working its "small and fast" magic. The atomic symbol is just the perfect cherry on top of this glorious contradiction.

Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper we're looking for a junior developer with the experience of a senior developer for the salary of an intern 7:10 PM Oct 18, 2017 Twitter Web App 8.5 K Retweets 16.5 K Likes 17 Tim VanFosson tvanfosson Oct 18, 2017 Replying to iamdevloper ...full stack with UX and mentoring experience 9 1 17 12 249 Tim VanFosson tvanfosson Oct 18, 2017 ..and you'll also be doing 3rd tier customer support 4 17 14 209

The ultimate CAPTCHA troll for developers! This fake "Select all animals that lay eggs" challenge is pure evil because technically dinosaurs evolved into birds, so ALL these images should be selected. It's the perfect security trap - select none and you're wrong, select all and the system probably expects you to pick zero because they're "dinosaurs." The subtle genius is that it forces you to choose between biological accuracy and what the algorithm wants. Classic computer-human miscommunication that makes you question your entire CS degree.

Found in the wild depths of npm: a package called "react-buttplug" that connects React to... well, exactly what you think. The description "Here there be WASM" is the cherry on top of this cursed sundae. The fact that someone spent actual development hours creating a React provider for Buttplug.io (a real "intimate hardware" API) and then published it with that name is peak developer humor. Five years later and zero dependents - shocking absolutely no one. This is what happens when you tell developers "you can build anything" without adding "but please don't."

Content alwaysHasBeen wait, it's all Javascript?