The Netflix Clone That Wasn't

Content When you've been trying to position an HTML element with CSS for 2 hours but nothing is working. !important Parry this you fucking casual

Content LKL.js Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly View on GitHub LKL.js: Running Linux Kernel on JavaScript Directly LKL.js is Linux Kernel Library ported to JavaScript using Emscripten. Unlike JSLinux, LKL.js includes a Linux kernel fully written in JavaScript and runs without emulators. For more details, read my blog pOSt LKL. just boots Linux kernel and still completely useless. It shows how Emscripten is powerful and how Linux kernel is flexible. Demo LKL.js requires SharedArrayBuffer for thread support. SharedArrayBuffer is disabled by default due to Spectre mitigation in Mozilla Firefox. Please enable it. (javascript.options.sharedmemory in Mozilla Firefox) The link below is boot.js demo site. https:retrage.github.iolk-jsboot.html Downloads

Content Chris Munns and 5 others liked Quincy Larson O ossia Apparently Parler just got pulled from the Google App store. Over at TheDonald they're teaching each other how to install the PWA version. I thought this exchange was funny. a 0 331 7 00 04 131305 090 How do I use it for Parier? It asks for a captcha when logging in but the captcha image doesn't show up when using the PWA ChynaBiden O points 2 hours ago 46 -6 1. not going to click on Communist Wikipedia; 2) why does that say "Progressive' in the description? Bunker-Aerospace? 13 points 2 Tours ago 13. 66 why does that say 'Progressive' in the description lol bistry 5 points 2 hours s0o 45700 That Progressive is a coding torm. 66 A progressive web application PWA is a type of application sottware delivered through the web, built using common web technologies including HTML, CSS and JavaScript. It is intended to work on any platform that uses a standards compliant browser, including both desktop and mobile devices.

Content 1 Am Devloper iamdevloper spends 1 solid hour fixing a spurious ess layout bug that only appears one manager's laptop oh sorry, I had my browser zoomed in to 110 v

Junior dev discovers Jest mocking and suddenly thinks they're a testing god because they made 2+3=5 pass by... mocking the math module. Yeah, let's just mock away the entire function we're supposed to be testing. What's next, mocking the test itself? This is peak "I wrote tests" energy without understanding that mocking add to return 5 when testing if add(2, 3) equals 5 is like bringing your own answer key to an exam. You're not testing your code, you're just... lying to yourself with extra steps. The hiring manager looking at this portfolio is having a Dipper Pines moment realizing this "100% test coverage" is completely worthless. But hey, at least the tests are green! 🎉

When your rendering engine glitches and you get to witness the horrors of a chair's internal data structure. This is exactly what happens when you forget to close those pesky memory leaks. The chair is basically going through its own segmentation fault—except instead of crashing your program, it's crashing your sanity. Reminds me of that time I tried to debug a recursive function at 3 AM and my brain started to look like this chair.