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Report Phishing (But Fall For It Instead)

Security Webdev Networking Programming Frontend

15 days ago 81.8K views 0 shares

Report Phishing (But Fall For It Instead)

When you're so committed to social engineering that you add a malicious link in the "Report Phishing" button itself. That's like putting a bear trap inside the bear trap warning sign. The perfect crime until some security engineer actually checks the code during their quarterly audit that was supposed to happen last year.

The Revenge Code Backfire

Security Programming Backend

25 days ago 90.2K views 0 shares

The Revenge Code Backfire

Ah, the classic "Am I the villain?" moment every developer has when they discover that their "just in case" code could actually land them in prison. Turns out embedding vengeful time bombs in production systems is frowned upon by both employers and the legal system. Who knew? Pro tip: If your exit strategy involves felony charges and a decade behind bars, maybe just settle for a passive-aggressive goodbye email instead.

Obfuscate Code

Debugging Csharp Programming Java Testing

1 month ago 99.9K views 0 shares

Obfuscate Code

Ah, the classic "5% chance of random failure" pattern! This diabolical code snippet deliberately throws a NullReferenceException 5% of the time for absolutely no logical reason. It's basically the digital equivalent of putting a LEGO on the floor of your codebase - someone's going to step on it at 2 AM during a production emergency and scream. Pure evil genius for making QA testers question their sanity and giving future maintainers trust issues. The best part? The error message falsely suggests there's an actual null reference problem to debug when it's just RNG chaos!