HOLD THE PHONE! This developer just committed the ULTIMATE crime against humanity! Adding a 5% chance of random errors in a library?! That's not coding, that's PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE! 💀
Imagine spending 6 hours debugging only to discover your error is literally a RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR deciding your fate. It's like the software equivalent of stepping on LEGO - completely unexpected and absolutely excruciating.
And then obfuscating the code?! That's not just evil, that's supervillain-level diabolical. Other developers aren't just contemplating the noose, they're BOOKING THERAPY SESSIONS IN ADVANCE!