Calm Down Satan

Rejecting frontend work? Reasonable. Avoiding backend tasks? Understandable. But the weekend? That's the sacred runtime environment where all my personal processes finally execute without interruption. No standup meetings, no Jira tickets, just me and my neglected side projects that will definitely get finished this time. Definitely.

Ah, the classic developer duality. Your backend code is a magnificent mansion with spiral staircases and crystal chandeliers—elegant architecture, optimized algorithms, and beautiful design patterns that would make Uncle Bob shed a tear of joy. Meanwhile, your frontend is essentially the haunted house from every horror movie ever—broken CSS, misaligned divs, and UI elements that look like they were designed during a power outage. The kind of interface that makes users wonder if they've accidentally time-traveled back to GeoCities circa 1997. The irony? Users only see the haunted house and couldn't care less about your beautiful backend architecture. Ship it anyway!

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