Calm Down Satan

Content 17. You Retweeted Ben Awad benawad You're 25. You work on legacy code at a startup with founders who are 28. You haven't seen a single unit test since 2014 and daily standup takes an hour. You stick around for a few years and learn nothing. Company eventually dies and you're almost 30 still coding angular. js 2:00 PM 2022-08-21 Twitter Web App 166 Retweets 37 Quote Tweets 2,326 Likes 17 1 ProdrammerHumor.io

That moment when even dinner conversations turn into technical debates. Normal people ask for salt, but programmers immediately need to know the implementation details. Pass-by-value makes a copy (enjoy your own salt shaker), while pass-by-reference just hands you the original (here, use mine). Ten years into coding and I still overthink simple interactions like this. The real question is whether the salt has immutable properties...

Content GOT THE PRINCESS! HOW TO SAVE THE PRINCESS BY toggl USING 8 PROGRAMMING Goon SquAD LANGUAGES YOU HAVE JAVASCRIPT YoU SPEnD HOURS PICKING LIBRARIES SETTING UP NODE BUILDING A FRAME WORK FOR THE CASTLE. BY THE TIME YoUrE FINISHED WITH THE FRAME WORK, THE FORT HAS BEEN ABANDONED AND THE PRINCESS HAST MOVED TO ANOTHER CASTIC YOU HAVE YOU HAVE A LIBRARY FOR A CASTLE A LIBRARY FOR THE PRINCESS - CHARGE! YoU RESCUE THE PRINCESS HER DOG, HER ENTIRE WARDROBE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER EATEN... FUCK - DID FORGET A NULL -TERMINATOR YOU HAVE C YOU SPEND HOURS TRYING TO EXPRESS THE ENTIRE RESCUE IN A SINGLE LINQ QUERY YOU GIVE UP AND GO TO STACKOVERFLOW TO HAVE JON SKEET RESCUE THE PRINCESS FOR YOU You HAVE JAVA YOU QUICKLY DEPLOY THE RESCUE TO PRODUCTION YOU DISCOVER You'vE LOADED TWO VERSIONS OF THE CASTLE BUT NO PRINCESS YoU HAVE LiSp YOU HAVE Go WE DON'T SUPPORT FREEING CAPTURED PRINCESSES WE ALREADY HAVE THESE FREE PRINCESSES IN THE STANDARD LIBR... ... WAIT, IS THIS THE PRINCESS FROM THE JAVA PANEL YOU HAVE PASCAL YOU DECLARE YOUR PRINCESS CASTLE RESCUE PLAN THeN YOU GO FOR A DRINK FORGET ABOUT THE IMPLEMENTATION YOU HAVE PHP YOU HAVE TO RESCUE THE PRINCESS... ... IN PHP... MART VIRKUS '16 ProdrammerHumor.io g toggl

Content Stop using Data Structures Trees were not meant to require a bachelor degree to understand Years of studying data structures but no real world usage found other than on exam papers Wanted to store data anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that: it is called ARRAYS "Let's implement a Circular Doubly Linked List with a dummy node" - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. Look at what software engineers has been demanding you to respect for all this (This is REAL Data structures, used by REAL software engineers) ????? ????? ????? Hello, I would like please They have played us for absolute fools.

OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of programmers thinking 8%3=2! Mathematicians are literally LOSING THEIR MINDS right now! 😱 For the uninitiated: in most programming languages, % is the modulo operator that gives you the remainder after division. So 8÷3=2 with remainder 2. Hence 8%3=2. BUT MATHEMATICALLY, modulo is supposed to be the congruence relation! The horror! The betrayal! The absolute mathematical BLASPHEMY! This is why programmers and mathematicians can't be in the same room without someone having a complete meltdown. Trust me, I've seen it happen. It's like watching cats and dogs try to agree on tax policy.

Content Me running out of Area 51 knowing what "this" refers to in JavaScript