Fix Your Bots Guys

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Fix Your Bots Guys

json-memes, bots-memes, thirst-trap-memes, developer-bait-memes, social-engineering-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The greatest honeypot for developers: a bot account with an attractive profile pic posting "Invalid JSON" in the comments. Watch as hordes of engineers frantically rush to explain what's wrong with the JSON, only to realize they've been bamboozled by the oldest trick in the book—a pretty avatar. The digital equivalent of dropping your ice cream while staring at someone cute.

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