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Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of learning TypeScript after JavaScript is like having your brain wiped by that Men in Black neuralyzer! One minute you're happily writing code without caring what type anything is, living your best chaotic JavaScript life, and then BOOM! TypeScript comes along demanding to know the EXACT TYPE of every. single. variable. you've ever created! Suddenly you're drowning in interfaces, generics, and union types while your precious JavaScript knowledge evaporates into the void. It's like TypeScript looked at your JavaScript skills and said "That's cute, now forget EVERYTHING you know about being flexible with data types!" 💀

The absolute madlad who hard-codes their API keys directly into the front-end JavaScript where anyone can see it with a quick inspect element. Security? What's that? Just a suggestion, like speed limits and code comments. Nothing says "I trust the internet" like broadcasting your AWS credentials to every single visitor. Next level: storing passwords in plaintext because "hashing is just extra work."

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The emotional trauma of diving back into TypeScript after swimming in the lawless waters of JavaScript is just too real. It's like going from a world where you can declare variables as whatever the hell you want, to suddenly having a strict parent checking your homework and screaming "TYPE ERROR" at every turn. That fetal position is the universal developer stance for "I've seen things in that legacy codebase that cannot be unseen." The sweet structure of TypeScript feels like both salvation and punishment after you've been living like a code bandit for too long.