Parse JSON Bourne

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Parse JSON Bourne

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The spy who came in from the code. This mashup of JSON formatting and the Jason Bourne franchise is the crossover nobody asked for but everyone needed. The perfect agent doesn't exist in a string or an array—he exists in an object literal with his identity unknown but his threat level at maximum. He'll track down your parsing errors faster than a rogue CIA operative, and he'll do it all with properly formatted key-value pairs. The only thing more dangerous than a trained assassin is one with valid syntax.

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