World Where JSON Allows Comments

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World Where JSON Allows Comments

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The MYTHICAL PARADISE we've never experienced! A world where JSON actually allows comments?! The AUDACITY of this fantasy! Developers everywhere are SOBBING at the mere thought of being able to document their JSON without resorting to ridiculous workarounds or separate documentation files. The dolphins are jumping for joy because they're the only creatures blessed enough to live in this imaginary utopia where you don't have to strip comments before parsing or explain to your coworkers why their perfectly reasonable // explanation broke the entire application. Pure. Fictional. Bliss.

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