Parse JSON Statham

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Parse JSON Statham

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The only man who can parse nested JSON without breaking a sweat. While you're frantically Googling "how to handle undefined in JSON" at 3 AM, JSON Statham is already validating your objects with his intimidating stare. No need for try-catch blocks when this guy's around—he'll just punch your malformed data into submission. The curly braces aren't decorative; they're warnings that he's about to transform your string into a perfectly structured object... or else.

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