🥹 Cries

Job posting: "Fast-paced and exciting!" Translation: You'll be trapped in a beige cubicle prison that makes solitary confinement look like a tropical vacation. The "excitement" is watching the same beige walls close in on you while you contemplate your life choices. The "fast pace" refers to how quickly your soul drains out of your body with each passing hour. That single monitor from 2007? That's your window to the world now. The thrilling phone calls? Probably just IT telling you to restart your computer. Again. The only thing moving fast here is your motivation—straight out the door.