java Memes

Ah, the Egyptian bracket style. The sacred hieroglyphics of coding that make senior developers contemplate career changes. The tweet starts reasonably: "Use whatever brace style you prefer." Sure, K&R, Allman, whatever floats your boat. But then it shows that monstrosity - opening braces on the same line as code but closing braces aligned with the opening statement. Whoever created this abomination clearly enjoys watching the world burn. It's like they're actively trying to get banned from code reviews. The recursive permutation function is just the cherry on top of this crime against humanity. Ten years of maintaining this code and you'd be googling "how to change careers to goat farming."

The tech industry's obsession with meaningless buzzwords gets absolutely skewered here. "Vibe coder" is just another way of saying "I have no idea what I'm doing but it sounds cool." When confronted with actual Java code (that classic Hello World program), our wannabe developer nearly has a meltdown. It's the perfect representation of those LinkedIn influencers who throw around terms like "synergy architect" and "disruptive thought leader" but would faint at the sight of a for-loop. The true horror isn't the code—it's the realization that eventually someone's going to expect you to write some.

The AUDACITY of business engineering programs! 😤 First they LURE you in with fancy business talk, then SURPRISE! Programming lectures appear out of NOWHERE! You start getting excited about Java and OOP like "Ooh, I'm a real programmer now!" Then BAM! 💥 They hit you with the ULTIMATE BETRAYAL - coding ON PAPER! No compiler, no autocomplete, just you and your PATHETIC human memory trying to remember if semicolons go at the end of every line. The CRUELTY is simply BEYOND COMPREHENSION! It's like being taught to swim and then being tested in a desert. DIABOLICAL!

The programming language hierarchy in its natural habitat! While the "serious" languages are geared up for battle, poor HTML is just vibing in a clown costume. The eternal debate of "is HTML a programming language?" visualized perfectly. The hardened veterans of syntax and compilation stand ready, while HTML's just happy to be included in the squad. Reminds me of that one intern who shows up to the architecture meeting with nothing but enthusiasm and a vague understanding of what a for-loop is.