When the age-old Python vs Java debate gets settled by... string comparison. Someone asked for proof that Python is better than Java, and they got it - technically. In the Python interpreter, 'python' > 'java'
evaluates to True
because in lexicographical comparison 'p' comes after 'j' in the alphabet.
Congratulations, the greatest programming language war has been resolved with literal string comparison. Next up: solving tabs vs spaces by measuring their physical width with a ruler.