The Programmer's Dilemma: Tech Support By Association

Web development: a never-ending cycle of "fixing" what wasn't broken. The timeline is painfully accurate—each framework promising salvation from the previous one's "problems." Meanwhile, frontend devs are just collecting framework experience like Pokémon cards. The best part? In 2030, we'll probably invent HTML2 to fix whatever JavaScript monstrosity we've created by then. It's the circle of web life: build, complain, rebuild, repeat.

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