The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

Content rAskReddit usilvergamer87 25m People who talk to themselves, why? 4 8 35 1, Share SINGLE COMMENT THREAD VIEW ALL NicNoletree Now I'm a programmer. I'm not talking to myself. I'm talking to a rubber duck. The rubber duck fixes the bugs. Reply Vote

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Safari on iOS is that one browser that makes you question your entire career. You write perfectly valid CSS that works flawlessly on Chrome, Firefox, Edge, even Opera for crying out loud... then you test on Safari and suddenly your flexbox is doing interpretive dance and your z-index has entered another dimension. The best part? Apple forces all iOS browsers to use WebKit under the hood, so you can't even escape to Chrome on iPhone. It's like they're actively trying to keep web developers employed by ensuring there's always one more thing to fix. Thanks, Tim Cook, for the job security. Fun fact: Safari is often called "the new IE6" by frontend devs, which is basically the worst insult you can give a browser. At least IE6 had the excuse of being from 2001.

Ah, the classic programmer justification that transcends mere eye strain! Sure, we could admit we use dark mode because staring at a white screen for 12 hours makes us feel like vampires being dragged into sunlight. But no—we've cleverly reframed it as a bug prevention strategy . After all, if light attracts bugs in nature, surely my VS Code works the same way! Next up: wearing sunglasses indoors to prevent syntax errors.

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