The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

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The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

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The eternal tech support paradox in its natural habitat! You're desperately trying to explain how to use the software while the user is completely disinterested, yet somehow the program itself is just sitting there, sipping coffee and watching the chaos unfold. It's like trying to teach quantum physics to a goldfish while the quantum computer is just chilling in the corner. The best part? Tomorrow they'll ask you the exact same questions again, as if today's explanation evaporated into the void of their RAM.

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