The Tech Support Triangle Of Doom

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When you hit "View Source" and discover the website is just an army of <div> tags staring back at you! It's like opening Pandora's box of nested containers with no semantic HTML in sight! Modern web development in a nutshell - where everything is a div and the structure doesn't matter! The Matrix but it's just Agent <div> multiplied infinitely! 😂

When you've been coding for so long that you start indexing real-world objects from zero. Normal people would call this the first step, but programmers know better—it's obviously step[0]. The contractor probably spent years debugging array out-of-bounds exceptions and now can't help but apply zero-indexing to everything they build. Just wait until they number the floors in their next apartment building: Ground, 1, 2... just to watch the mathematicians and Europeans lose their minds.

Ah, the four stages of revisiting your old code. First, shock and horror. Second, disbelief and confusion. Third, existential questioning of your life choices. And finally, that moment of clarity when you remember exactly what sleep-deprived, caffeine-fueled nightmare led to that particular implementation. Nothing quite like that special feeling when you realize your past self left absolutely zero comments and variable names like 'temp1', 'temp2', and the ever-helpful 'finalFinalREALLYfinal'. Your past self is always your future self's worst enemy.

Ah, Python. The language that promises simplicity until you're neck-deep in indentation errors that somehow multiply when you try to fix them. You start with "how hard can it be?" and end up reuniting with the same error messages you've been fighting for hours—like meeting old friends you never wanted to see again. The worst part? That brief moment of hope when you think you've fixed everything, only for Python to say "lol nope" and show you the exact same errors you thought you'd banished. It's like a toxic relationship you can't quit because the alternative is JavaScript.

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