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That moment when your junior dev discovers the "revolutionary" performance hack of turning off authentication. The face you make is a perfect blend of horror and fascination – like watching someone suggest solving traffic by removing all stop lights. Sure, the app will run faster when you remove all those pesky security checks! Just like how a bank would operate more efficiently without those annoying vault doors. Who needs user verification when you can have blazing fast response times ? Security vulnerabilities are just speed features in disguise!