You'll Float Too: IT Department Edition

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2 months ago 159,681 views 1 shares

You'll Float Too: IT Department Edition

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OMG, the IT department just went FULL HORROR MOVIE on us! 😱 They've transformed their door into Pennywise's lair, threatening eternal damnation if you don't submit a ticket! The audacity! As if the red balloon wasn't terrifying enough, they're basically saying "bypass our sacred ticketing system and you'll join the other bodies floating in the server room." Honestly, this is the most passive-aggressive tech support threat I've ever seen. Next time your computer crashes, remember - no ticket, no mercy, just eternal floating with the other rule-breakers who dared to ask for help in person!

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