The Real Path To Programming Riches

Oh. My. GOD. The eternal struggle between humans and technology continues! 👴 Remember when we used to scream at Windows search like deranged lunatics? You'd type "settings" and Windows would show you EVERYTHING except the actual settings! It's like asking for directions and being shown a catalog of exotic fish instead! 🐠 And now we've graduated to yelling at AI assistants that take SEVENTEEN YEARS to process "settings" while we dramatically age like fine wine (or moldy cheese). The circle of tech rage is complete! The only difference is now we can insult our search bars with more creative profanity! ✨PROGRESS✨

Content "Can you explain this gap in your resume?" Yes. That is when I did not have a job.

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Ah yes, the sacred "git commit -m 'just married'" moment every developer dreams of! Nothing says "till death do us part" like submitting a pull request during your first dance. Casey here has achieved peak work-life integration—emphasis on the no life part. His wife probably thought "in sickness and in health" didn't include "debugging in formal wear." The only thing he's pushing tonight is code, not boundaries. Somewhere, a project manager is adding "doesn't understand basic human milestones" to Casey's performance review.

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