The Real Path To Programming Riches

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The Real Path To Programming Riches

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The harsh reality of starting your coding career right there. You write your first "Hello World" program, dream about Silicon Valley riches, and then realize the fastest way to make money from programming is to... sell the hardware you're programming on. That C++ code in the background isn't paying the bills, but Facebook Marketplace sure delivered! The irony of having stacks of cash while your IDE shows the most basic program possible is just *chef's kiss*. Turns out the real programming skill was listing electronics on Craigslist all along.

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