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The heroic tale of spending 3 weeks documenting your microservice architecture in Confluence with 47 diagrams and 12,000 words, only to discover your teammates haven't even clicked the link. Documentation in the wild: simultaneously essential and completely ignored. The digital equivalent of shouting architecture patterns into the void while your colleagues continue deploying to production with comments like "// will fix later" and "// don't touch this or everything breaks".

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That one developer who insists on hosting their own Git server instead of using established platforms... and suddenly you're exchanging keys, joining their Wireguard VPN, and probably signing blood oaths just to contribute to a project that could've lived happily on GitHub. The suspicious monkey face perfectly captures that moment when you're wondering if this is worth the effort or if your colleague is secretly building a bunker for the inevitable tech apocalypse.

Ah, the "productivity tool" that's just sharp enough to slice through your will to live but not quite sharp enough to actually help you code faster. Management's idea of innovation is handing developers a knife when what they really need is time and proper requirements. But hey, at least now you can efficiently cut through the mounting pile of technical debt while simultaneously stabbing your productivity in the back!