Say Hello World

Programming languages Syntax Developer experience Hello world Learning First program Print statement Beginner Coding ritual Initiation

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Say Hello World

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No matter how advanced your skills get, every programming language greets you with the same demand: "Say Hello World." It's like being a senior developer with 10 years of experience and still having to prove you can write a single print statement before they let you near the good stuff. The universal hazing ritual of coding continues.

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