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The Forgotten Heir To The C++ Throne

11 days ago 184.1K views 0 shares

The programming language family drama continues! Here we have D (the forgotten language with the red logo) watching as the cool kids C, Go, and Rust hang out at the programming party. Poor D is literally wearing a party hat but nobody remembers it was supposed to be C++'s successor before all these trendy new languages showed up. D actually had garbage collection and modern features before it was cool, but now it's like that uncle who keeps saying "I invented that!" while everyone awkwardly sips their coffee. Meanwhile, Go is getting all the cloud jobs, Rust is being crowned for memory safety, and C just keeps trucking along like the immortal language it is.

The Brutal Truth About Programming Language Personalities

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15 days ago 178.0K views 0 shares

The Brutal Truth About Programming Language Personalities

The BRUTAL reality of programming languages summed up in four perfect panels! 💀 Go compiler: Gentle and nurturing like a mother cat, promising to "protect you until you're ready." SUCH LIES! It's just hiding all the memory management drama behind that cute face! Rust compiler: The clingy polar bear that "keeps you warm" by SUFFOCATING you with ownership rules and borrow checker errors. It's not warmth, it's INTERROGATION! Python interpreter: The bear that "carries you" while SECRETLY making everything run at the speed of a three-legged tortoise. Thanks for nothing! And then there's C++ compiler... just straight-up "fly, bitch" energy. No hand-holding, no safety nets, just pure chaos and segmentation faults waiting to destroy your will to live!

Lesson About Favoritism: New Tech Vs. Legacy Code

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1 month ago 198.7K views 4 shares

Lesson About Favoritism: New Tech Vs. Legacy Code

When you want to try that shiny new framework but management says "we already have frameworks at home." The orange crabs are Rust - elegant, memory-safe, and actually useful. The bug-eyed gophers at home? That's the legacy codebase written in whatever language the previous dev thought was cool in 2011. Every developer knows this pain. You're eyeing those sweet new technologies while maintaining five different versions of the same app because "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" is tattooed on your CTO's forehead.

Zero Init Everything

Golang Programming Debugging Backend

1 month ago 157.6K views 0 shares

Golang's error handling is like that one friend who blames everyone but themselves. "No no, it's not YOUR mistake, it's clearly Rob Pike's fault." The language literally built passive-aggressive error messages into its compiler. Next time your code fails, just remember - somewhere Rob Pike is getting a notification.

His Man.Go

Golang Programming Backend

2 months ago 135.5K views 0 shares

When your coworker pronounces "main.go" as "mango" and you can't unhear it for the rest of your career. The worst part? You'll start doing it too. Next thing you know, your entire team is discussing "his mango" in meetings while management wonders if you've pivoted to fruit distribution.

Go Goes Brr

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2 months ago 129.7K views 0 shares

Left guy: "NO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE LOOP TYPE" Right guy: "FOR { BRRRR }" The perfect encapsulation of Go's minimalist philosophy! While other languages offer 50 different loop constructs with fancy syntax, Go just says "nah, one for loop is enough for everything." Need a while loop? It's a for loop. Need a do-while? Still a for loop. Need to iterate collections? Believe it or not, also a for loop. The blue gopher mascot doesn't care about your programming preferences—it's just happily BRRRing through code with its single loop construct, laughing at all the complexity other languages introduce. Peak language design efficiency or stubborn simplicity? You decide!

If Err != Nil

Golang Programming Debugging Backend

2 months ago 138.5K views 0 shares

The kid asks for a io.EOF , mom says they have io.EOF at home. But at home? Just a goto statement lying on the bed. Classic Golang error handling bait and switch. The real crime here isn't the error handling—it's that someone's teaching their kid to use goto instead of proper error patterns. That's how you raise a future legacy code maintainer.

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

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2 months ago 171.1K views 0 shares

When You Created C But Still Need To Prove It

Imagine creating an entire programming language and then being asked to prove you know how to use it. The sheer audacity of HR making Ken Thompson—the literal father of C—take a C proficiency test is peak corporate bureaucracy. It's like asking Picasso to pass a coloring-within-the-lines test or making Einstein solve basic algebra before letting him work on relativity. "Sorry sir, company policy—everyone needs to demonstrate they can print 'Hello World' before accessing our codebase."

No More JavaScript On The Backend

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3 months ago 134.2K views 0 shares

Finally, an executive order we can all get behind. Node.js developers nationwide are frantically updating their resumes while Python and Go developers smugly nod in approval. The real tragedy? Thousands of npm packages suddenly wondering what they did wrong. Meanwhile, backend purists who've been saying "JavaScript belongs in the browser" for years are printing this out and framing it above their mechanical keyboards.

The Real Reason I Avoid Go Lang

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3 months ago 136.1K views 0 shares

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of Go's standard CLI library using a single dash for long options! I'm literally SHAKING right now. While every civilized language on this forsaken planet uses double dashes like "--option", Go just HAD to be different with its "-option" format. The TRAUMA of typing the wrong number of dashes and watching your program implode is just TOO MUCH to bear! This is why relationships with programming languages end, people! It's not me, Go, IT'S YOU and your dash-related commitment issues! 💅

The Language Wars: Unfathomable Tears Edition

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3 months ago 167.0K views 0 shares

The Language Wars: Unfathomable Tears Edition

GASP! The eternal language wars have claimed another victim! This poor soul is DROWNING in a tsunami of tears while Rust, C#, and Go fanboys engage in their never-ending holy war of "my language is better than yours." The drama! The tragedy! It's like watching three cults fight over who has the most superior compiler while the rest of us just want to ship some damn code without being lectured about memory safety, garbage collection, or goroutines for the 500th time. Meanwhile, this programmer is literally MELTING into a puddle of despair because they probably just want to use whatever gets the job done without joining a programming language religion. The tears are indeed unfathomable!

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