Go Goes Brr

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Go Goes Brr

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Left guy: "NO, YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE ONE LOOP TYPE"

Right guy: "FOR { BRRRR }"

The perfect encapsulation of Go's minimalist philosophy! While other languages offer 50 different loop constructs with fancy syntax, Go just says "nah, one for loop is enough for everything." Need a while loop? It's a for loop. Need a do-while? Still a for loop. Need to iterate collections? Believe it or not, also a for loop.

The blue gopher mascot doesn't care about your programming preferences—it's just happily BRRRing through code with its single loop construct, laughing at all the complexity other languages introduce. Peak language design efficiency or stubborn simplicity? You decide!

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