My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"

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My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"

programming-memes, mentorship-memes, bestpractices-memes, juniordev-memes, seniordev-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Junior dev thinks they're getting a friendly tutorial. Senior dev is actually showing them the 17 security vulnerabilities they introduced last week, the database schema they mangled, and why their "clever" one-liner will crash in production. That intense stare isn't mentorship—it's barely contained rage disguised as "teaching moments."

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