My Sr Dev Is "Awesome"

Asking for coding help on social media is like walking into a jungle full of predators. The cat (newbie) innocently asks about hunting mice (solving a simple problem), but gets bombarded with increasingly dangerous suggestions from the "experts." First the leopard dismisses the original approach entirely, then the tiger suggests deer (a completely different framework), and finally the lion recommends buffalos (an enterprise-level solution to a beginner problem). This is exactly what happens when you ask how to center a div and someone tells you to rewrite your entire app in Rust with a microservices architecture. The escalation is both hilarious and painfully accurate.

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Content I WANNA CODE BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET STARTED! Finally, I have something to show the world! "Worst code I ever saw" "Who the fuck writes it this way?" Are you dumb?" Code review 127 change requests "Who taught you to code?" NEVER AGAIN.

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The perfect visualization of developer optimism vs. reality! You start Monday with the confident swagger of a senior dev who just refactored legacy code without breaking production. "Today I'll crush those 27 tickets, optimize that database query, AND learn Rust!" Then the calendar notifications start popping up like compiler errors. By the time you've survived four consecutive meetings about "synergizing cross-platform initiatives," your coding flow state has been utterly ambushed. The only code you'll write today is an email explaining why you couldn't write any actual code today.