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First panel: JavaScript behaving like a normal language where string + string = concatenated string. Second panel: JavaScript on crack where '2'+'2' = 100 and "Hello"+2 = "llo". The true horror of JS type coercion in its natural habitat. What kind of sadistic language designer thought "yes, let's make + sometimes concatenate and sometimes convert strings to numbers based on my mood today"? This is why senior devs have that thousand-yard stare during code reviews.

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That car suspension is the perfect metaphor for legacy code that's been "temporarily fixed" with zip ties and prayers. Just like how developers keep promising to refactor that horrific spaghetti code module that somehow powers the entire application. The classic "we'll clean it up next sprint" is the software equivalent of duct-taping your car's axle and hoping it survives another 10,000 miles. Spoiler alert: it's still running in production three years later, and everyone's too scared to touch it because "it works, don't mess with it."

The existential crisis of Vim is too real. Imagine being one of the most powerful text editors in existence only to discover your primary purpose is opening config files that other devs forgot how to exit from. The robot's enlightenment moment hits hard because let's face it - we've all installed Vim, struggled with it for 20 minutes, then used it exclusively for editing Docker configs and Git commit messages for the next 7 years. The true tragedy isn't that Vim lacks purpose - it's that its incredible power is wasted on us mere mortals who just want to change one line in our .bashrc without having to Google "how to quit vim" for the 600th time.

The AUDACITY of the universe! One second you're sitting there, coffee in hand, with the PURE CONFIDENCE of a rockstar coder about to witness your masterpiece in action. The next second? BOOM! Your compiler SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE with more errors than there are stars in the galaxy! 900 errors from 800 lines?! That's like having MORE problems than actual code! The mathematical IMPOSSIBILITY of it all! Your computer isn't just telling you that you failed—it's telling you that you've somehow broken the LAWS OF PHYSICS with your terrible code! And yet... we'll fix one error and try again because we're GLUTTONS FOR PUNISHMENT! 💀