It's Already 3 AM: Go And Complete Your Code

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It's Already 3 AM: Go And Complete Your Code

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BUSTED! There I was, deadline looming like the grim reaper, critical bugs crawling through my codebase like cockroaches, and what am I doing? Getting personally attacked by a random internet image at 3 AM! The audacity! 👆 That finger pointing at me might as well be my project manager's disappointed stare boring into my procrastinating soul. Meanwhile, my code sits abandoned, weeping silently in VS Code, wondering if I'll ever return from my fifth "quick 5-minute break" of the hour. The compile errors are practically sending me postcards from my neglected IDE: "Wish you were here!"

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