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Content me finishing my programming assignment at 2am and debating myself does a 3 hours sleep worth the risk of sleeping for 6 hours instead and missing the submission period for said assignment:

While everyone was busy arguing about JavaScript vs Java, Microsoft quietly slipped away to create TypeScript and C#. Classic corporate move - let the peasants fight over scraps while you build an empire in the shadows. That smug look says it all: "We've got our own sandbox now, and we're not sharing the good toys."

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The code shows a comment that says "Only gay people use auto" followed by a classic C++ for loop. The irony? The programmer is using cout and other C++ features while shunning the auto keyword that automatically deduces variable types. It's like saying "I only drink artisanal water" while chugging Mountain Dew. The real programmer flex isn't avoiding modern language features—it's writing code that doesn't make your colleagues contemplate career changes.

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