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The book titled "Math Isn't Important For Programming And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself" is the ultimate self-deception manual for aspiring coders. Right next to classics like "I'll document my code later" and "This regex is perfectly maintainable," we have this mathematical fallacy. Meanwhile, your algorithm complexity is O(n²), your physics engine is glitching, and your machine learning model is basically a random number generator. The best part? It's Volume II—meaning someone bought enough copies of Volume I to warrant a sequel. Probably the same person who thinks sorting algorithms are "just theory stuff."

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You know that moment when someone asks what you changed and you stare into the void trying to compress 47 file modifications, 3 refactors, 2 bug fixes, and that one random typo correction into a coherent sentence? Yeah, the -m flag becomes your worst enemy. The struggle is real when you've been in the zone for 2 hours, touched half the codebase, and now Git is asking you to summarize your life choices in one line. So you either write "fixed stuff" like a caveman or spend 10 minutes crafting a commit message longer than the actual code changes. Pro tip: This is why you commit early and often. But we all know you won't.

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