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Corporate Rule In Case Of Fire
Git Devops Programming
18 hours ago 69.3K views 0 shares
Corporate Rule In Case Of Fire
The sacred emergency protocol for developers! When flames engulf your workspace, priorities must be established: first, git commit those precious changes you've been working on for the last 4 hours. Then git push to ensure your code survives even if you don't. Only THEN should you consider the trivial matter of personal safety by leaving the building. Because losing code is the real disaster - flesh heals, but that elegant solution to your recursion problem? Irreplaceable.

In Case Of Fire: Git Commit, Git Push, Git Out
Git Devops Programming
5 days ago 58.6K views 0 shares
In Case Of Fire: Git Commit, Git Push, Git Out
The true emergency protocol every developer follows! When the building's on fire, priorities remain crystal clear: save your code first, then maybe consider saving yourself. Nothing says "dedicated programmer" like making sure those precious commits are safely pushed to remote before evacuating a burning building. The sad part? Some of us would genuinely consider this a reasonable checklist. Your flesh can heal, but that unsaved feature branch? Irreplaceable.

Distracted By The Shiny New Runtime
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging Frontend
27 days ago 111.0K views 0 shares
Distracted By The Shiny New Runtime
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL of every developer's existence captured in one image! 😱 Your current project is literally a Jenga tower on the verge of collapse, held together by duct tape and prayers, and what does your wandering eye do? Falls hopelessly in love with that seductive new JavaScript runtime with its cute little face and promises of "better performance" and "revolutionary features." MEANWHILE, your actual responsibility is about to CRASH AND BURN spectacularly! We've all been there, abandoning our fragile code architecture to chase the next shiny framework that will supposedly solve all our problems. Spoiler alert: IT WON'T! But will that stop us from doing it again next week? ABSOLUTELY NOT! 💅

The Developer Attention Spectrum
Programming Algorithms Databases
1 month ago 103.7K views 0 shares
The Developer Attention Spectrum
The perfect illustration of developer priorities. Spend hours optimizing a binary search tree? Mild interest . Configure a complex database schema? Barely awake . But show us a joke about semicolons or tabs vs. spaces? INSTANT DOPAMINE HIT. We're simple creatures who'd rather scroll through memes than fix that memory leak we've been ignoring for weeks. Self-awareness level: embarrassingly high.