Gif! Just Gif Me Your Hand!

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Gif! Just Gif Me Your Hand!

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The age-old developer dilemma: someone's drowning and desperately needs help, but you're too busy debating which file format to use for the rescue.

It's like watching a code review where the repo is on fire, but you're fixated on whether they used tabs or spaces. The person below is literally yelling "SAVE ME!" while the helper is paralyzed by the classic web dev analysis paralysis: "Hmm, JPG loses quality with each save, PNG maintains transparency but file size is larger, and PDF... who even sends a PDF in an emergency?!"

Meanwhile, the correct answer is obviously GIF because the situation clearly requires animation.

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