The sacred emergency protocol for developers! When flames engulf your workspace, priorities must be established: first, git commit
those precious changes you've been working on for the last 4 hours. Then git push
to ensure your code survives even if you don't. Only THEN should you consider the trivial matter of personal safety by leaving the building. Because losing code is the real disaster - flesh heals, but that elegant solution to your recursion problem? Irreplaceable.
Corporate Rule In Case Of Fire
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