The Bell That Finally Tolled Straight

Ah yes, the classic startup "opportunity" where you can trade actual money for the possibility of future money! The red flag is so big it could guide ships through fog. Translation: "We can't afford developers but we're pretty sure our idea is the next Facebook. Trust us, bro." Zero applicants after three weeks? Shocking! Almost as if professional developers enjoy paying rent and buying food. The audacity of calling unpaid work a "stake in our future" instead of what it really is—gambling with your time.

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Content B tDiscordBots Requestl All In One Bot Bot Request Free Hello all! There's a few things that I'd like to compile into one bot that I've been unable to find already existing. I would like to create one bot to cover 3 different servers. There is currently no progress on this project except a very clear idea of what is wanted. The preferred codding language is JavaScript or Python. I'd love to work with someone who's also willing to talk me through the whole process - not to overwhelm but to learn as I'm very interested in the process behind the build. Features: A role specific Starboard Custom Ticket System Custom Logging Social media integrations (twitter, Reddit, YouTube, Facebook) Possibly more later e Please feel free to message me with ideas or suggestions! Thank you

Ah, the classic developer paradox. Why spend 10 minutes crafting the perfect SQL query when you can waste 3 hours writing convoluted JavaScript filters instead? It's like bringing a telescope to find your glasses when they're sitting on your head. The irony is palpable - we'll analyze 500MB of data client-side before considering that maybe, just maybe, the database was literally designed for this exact purpose. But no, let's pull the entire table and filter it with 17 nested for-loops because we're efficient . Next week: "Why is our app so slow?" 🤔

Content lbaum oscherler JavaScript makes me want to flip the table and say "Fuck this shit", but I can never be sure what "this" refers to. 7:03 AM Oct 30, 2015 Twitterrific for Mac 1.2K Retweets 1.3K Likes 17