The Bell That Finally Tolled Straight

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The Bell That Finally Tolled Straight

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Forget revolutionary AI features or seamless integrations—the real MVP in software updates is when they finally fix that one tiny UI element that's been driving you insane for years. Nothing captures developer priorities quite like ignoring Atlassian's fancy "Intelligence" features while celebrating the notification bell icon finally being properly aligned. The cosmic satisfaction of seeing that crooked bell straightened is the kind of dopamine hit that no amount of "groundbreaking functionality" could ever provide. Developers don't want the future; they just want that one pixel to stop haunting their dreams.

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