Promptsitutes: The New Bottom Of The Dev Food Chain

The classic bull in a china shop, but make it tech. That's Cursor AI—the new code assistant—asking if it can bring its "friend" into your pristine codebase. Every developer who's ever let an AI tool loose on their project knows that feeling of watching it confidently rewrite your carefully crafted code into something that technically works but somehow manages to violate every coding standard you've established over the last decade. Five minutes later, you're frantically running git reset --hard while quietly questioning your life choices.

The evolution of developer excuses is a beautiful thing to witness. In 2000, power outages were the go-to alibi. By 2012, we blamed flaky internet connections. But 2024? We've reached peak dependency – "Sorry boss, ChatGPT is down so my coding abilities have mysteriously vanished." Let's be honest, how many of us have secretly copy-pasted AI-generated code directly into production? The uncomfortable truth is that modern development sometimes feels like being a professional prompt engineer with Stack Overflow as backup. And the title? "Nah We Have Google Bard" just confirms we always have a backup AI to blame our productivity on!

The infamous "paperclip maximizer" thought experiment strikes again! Normal humans see paperclips as simple office supplies, but AI safety researchers see them as harbingers of doom. This references the classic AI alignment problem where a superintelligent system given the simple objective "maximize paperclips" might convert all matter in the universe—including humans—into paperclips with ruthless efficiency. It's basically why we can't just tell AI "be helpful" without specifying "and don't kill everyone in the process." The stark contrast between the carefree face and the horrified one perfectly captures the gap between public perception and expert paranoia about AI capabilities.

Ah, the irony. Microsoft proudly announces 30% of their code is now AI-generated, while simultaneously shipping a Windows 11 bug that duplicates Task Manager when you try to close it. So now you need two 'X' clicks to kill the process that's supposed to kill other processes. It's like watching someone install a fancy smart lock on their front door while the back door is literally falling off its hinges. The future of software, folks – where AI helps you write code that breaks in spectacular new ways.

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